Which SANDWICH are you going to make ?

Life is a lot like a sandwich. Hear me out. Every person’s sandwich is unique—some are messy subs spilling over with drama (I’m looking at you), while others are minimalist open-faced beauties, neatly curated with sophistication. But the secret lies in the spread, the squishy, gooey layer that holds it all together. That’s where the humor of life sneaks in, like dropping a chutney on your shirt before an important meeting.

The bread is your base—it could be fluffy white bread (a cushy upbringing) or hearty rye (the “grit builds character” childhood). Some of us get sourdough (lovingly fermented with quirks), while others settle for something gluten-free and mysterious.

Whatever your bread, it’s your starting point. But here’s the kicker: everyone’s bread eventually goes stale. You’re not special, So, make sure your spread is worth it.

Now, the spread is where the magic happens. It’s your attitude, your vibe, your inner clown nose. You could slather on the mayo of sarcasm, the peanut butter of optimism, or the jelly of “I-don’t-know-what-I’m-doing-but-here-we-go.”

Some people go for the dry toast approach, no spread, no joy, just a dull crunch through life. Don’t be that person. Add some zing! Spread some humor thickly and unapologetically. Remember, life without laughter is like a sandwich without sauce, too hard to swallow.

Ah, the fillings, the veggies, the cheese, the drama. This is what you pile into your days. Some folks overload their sandwiches with every possible filling: work, relationships, hobbies, Gym(why?). It’s like biting into a sandwich that dislocates your jaw.

Others keep it simple: a single slice of cheese and maybe some veggies. The minimalist sandwich has its charm, but it can leave you wondering, “Is this all there is?”

The trick? Balance. Too much cheese, and you’ll be constipated with regrets. Too many pickles and life gets sour fast.

Ever bite into a sandwich and discover the joy of a surprise crunch? That’s life giving you a plot twist—like finding out your loved one also loves double cheese with jam.

Crunch is the unpredictable stuff: adventures, risks, and those glorious moments when you try something new (like salsa dancing and stepping on your instructor’s foot). Crunch keeps life exciting and reminds you that no sandwich is complete without a little edge.

Let’s be honest, no one assembles the perfect sandwich on the first try. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and sometimes the fillings spill everywhere. That’s life in a nutshell—or should I say, a crust.

But here’s the beauty of it: it’s your sandwich. You can always add more sauce, try a different bread, or go wild with toppings. And if you drop it on the floor? Five-second rule! Pick it up, dust it off, and keep going.

Life is better when shared. Offer a bite of your sandwich to others—share your humor, your struggles, your crunchy moments. Unless your sandwich is half-cooked, nobody likes it.

And don’t forget to try others’ sandwiches too. You might discover a new favorite combo or at least confirm that capsicums are a crime against humanity.

Eventually, every sandwich is eaten, leaving behind crumbs and memories of delicious bites. The goal isn’t to make your sandwich last forever; it’s to Savor every bite.

So, whether your life is a towering club sandwich or a humble plain veg one, remember to laugh at the chutney stains, embrace the mess, and enjoy the ride. After all, the best sandwiches—like the best lives—are the ones made with love, humor, and just a little extra mayo.

Bon appétit! 🥪

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